crotchtops:

when a hoe touches your hair 

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whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

(Source: aurora-spirit)


(Source: vilicity)


(Source: orhgasm)

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate)

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

princeowl:

the radio edit of talk dirty is like 50% noises

her [MEOW] so good [CRASHING POTS AND PANS] you can suck my [ROOSTER CROWING] international [SCREAMING CHILDREN] got her saved on my phone under [ELEPHANT NOISE] 


skeletonsiro:

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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(Source: john-lemonn)

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton