when a hoe touches your hair
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
the radio edit of talk dirty is like 50% noises
her [MEOW] so good [CRASHING POTS AND PANS] you can suck my [ROOSTER CROWING] international [SCREAMING CHILDREN] got her saved on my phone under [ELEPHANT NOISE]
in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton