In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.
no you don’t understand we actually do say that
i crashed my car into a bridge
THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME
when someone sends me nudes
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
this was the best scene in anything i’ve seen in my entire life