skeletonsiro:

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

(Source: absolutniemand)

jennyfromthesock:

when someone sends me nudes

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andrewbreitel:

play this at my funeral

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meanplastic:

WHATTTT

(Source: mtv)

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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